The Lumberjack

Come join us in consuming alcoholic beverages and throwing weighted edged weapons.

 

Reservations have already been made by the bride and groom. Just bring yourself and maybe some bandaids.

Drinks and Lunch

Provided nobody has suffered incised injury trauma, we'll next enjoy some light snacks and perhaps a pint or two.

 

Location to be determined by the group as a whole. Maybe we'll feel like tacos? Maybe some lutefisk?

The

Velveteen

Finally, accompany us to a secret hidden speakeasy just off the main street. 

 

And we've already made reservations here for everyone as well, plus we've included a few drinks, no less!

Use the secret phrase, "I'm with those knuckleheads, over there!"